if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via darxern)

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths, via kiradax)


I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing

(via flomation)


The potatoes have escaped

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)




I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via ssammys)


This is like a round of cards against humanity

(Source: disneydailly, via linoud)


I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.

(via linoud)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

— A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: princessariel2323, via basicallythe1975)


"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."


"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

(Source: jirachi, via tessaviolet)


that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean


that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(Source:, via lilyliqueur)


people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via linoud)


mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: image

(via araxeira)




this is so much my relationship that its creepy

(Source: bcat-e, via tessaviolet)